toasting,
but butter

A cozy corner of the internet where every slice gets the appreciation it deserves. No crumbs, no burning, just perfectly golden content.

Everything you knead

All the features for a well-balanced content diet

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Share Your Slices

Post your thoughts, art, and musings. Every slice deserves to be seen, from sourdough sonnets to whole wheat wisdom.

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Butter Up Creators

Follow your favorite bakers of content. Spread the love generously—there's always enough butter to go around.

No Crumbs, No Tracking

We don't leave a trail. Your data stays in your bread box, not scattered across the counter for advertisers.

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Anti-Burn Algorithm

Our timeline is chronological. We'll never over-toast your feed with engagement-bait or controversy.

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Sweet Toppings

Add jam, honey, or avocado to any post. Our rich formatting lets you express yourself however you like.

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Croissant Mode

Feeling fancy? Enable layers. Nested threads, quote toasts, and collaborative loaves await the adventurous.

Smooth as butter

We believe social media should spread joy, not anxiety. Cotoast is built from the crust up to be calm, cozy, and delightfully simple. No notification bombardment. No endless scroll traps. Just warm, nourishing content when you want it.

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Every slice matters

Whether you're a seasoned sourdough or fresh out of the bag, your voice belongs at our table. We've built moderation tools that keep the toast warm and the trolls toasted, so creators can focus on what they do best.

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Sustainably baked

We're not VC-funded and we never will be. Cotoast runs on subscriptions from folks who believe the internet can be a cozier place. No growth-at-all-costs. No pivot to ads. Just bread, honestly made.

What the loaf are people saying?

Real testimonials from real toast enthusiasts

"Finally, a social network that understands the true meaning of being well-done. I've never felt more golden."

RB
@ryebread Dense but nutritious

"I used to doom-scroll for hours. Now I comfort-toast. The difference is immeasurable. My mental health has never been butterier."

SW
@sourdough_sam Naturally leavened

"The chronological timeline is *chef's kiss*. No algorithm deciding what I see. Just pure, unfiltered carbs."

BA
@brioche_artist Extra enriched

Ready to get toasty?

Join thousands of breakfast enthusiasts who've already found their place at the table. The bread basket is warming.